The QuestionThe guys at the office are gonna get a kick out of this one. That's it. That's my last thought before dying. Sad, isn't it? Worse is the fact that it's true. I mean really, how many men get beaten to death by their psycho ex-wives? Stabbed in the kitchen, sure. Shot with a cute little derringer, why not? But that's not Mary's style. No, it's gonna be one of those little souvenir baseball bats that the bitch always bought for Timmy.Christ, those bats. I hate the fucking things like I hate everything about that game. I guess it's un-American, but fuck it, the game is boring. Any game where it's one team's job to draw the thing out as long as possible should be fucking illegal. But there's the one thing she won over me. I know it's not supposed to be a contest and that's harmful to Timmy, but fuck it, she did winů the kid loves baseball.